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jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

SO ACCURATE.

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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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boingboingwhoosh:

oedipus-rex:

on a different not can we all please stop acting like all ravenclaws are academic smart? i want to see ravenclaws who are shit at school but can make recipes and paint amazingly and compose masterpieces please stop pretending smartness is academic

ravenclaws that get really pissed off about having to answer riddles in order to get home because they hate riddles

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