
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
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the uk just climbed one point above ireland and my cousin threw jelly beans at the tv
WE GAVE THE UK 7 POINTS AND THEY FUCKED US OVER SO I THREW MORE FUCKIN JELLY BEANS AT THE TV I’M SO MAD
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the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
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- I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
- I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
- I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
- I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
- I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
- I do not watch anything just for hot guys
- I can still appreciate that they are really hot
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If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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